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deadr0utine:

Attempted to fight my boyfriend and he kicked my ass with one hand and managed to put on a movie with the other

I’m a boss what can I say

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karlkb:

Volumes - Serenity

karlkb:

Volumes - Serenity

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toothpastecomics:

Lottery whiner. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

toothpastecomics:

Lottery whiner. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

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aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

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221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

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also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

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earthlyeyes:

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

Every guy should just really look at this.

Woah girls should look at this too cuz some of y’all have pornstar expectations for your men.

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sweetsexyguitars:

HAD to share it. This is some shit in a completely different level.
Ibanez RG 2228 Fretless

Oh my. Do want

sweetsexyguitars:

HAD to share it. This is some shit in a completely different level.

Ibanez RG 2228 Fretless

Oh my. Do want

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atlasnovus:

/ - Structures

atlasnovus:

/ - Structures

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

i’d prefer not to see my followers do drugs. but if it ever happens, by choice, pressure, or otherwise, i’d at least like you all to be safe.

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asfadedasmyjeans:

vertrauensie-dervalkyrja:

pwned.

Damn

asfadedasmyjeans:

vertrauensie-dervalkyrja:

pwned.

Damn

http://sneakyandsmoked-out.tumblr.com/post/83479637935

3wheels:

hornedwolfbeast:

open rp to followers/friends

It’s in a forest but there’s sounds of a highway nearby. It’s autumn and faintly muddy, recent rain. It is fairly peaceful, with gently sloping hills and a thick layer of detritus on the forest floor. But as one goes down a certain…

Omfg pingu

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